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1. A Jewish father sends his son to Israel to deepen his connection to Judaism...

After a few months, the son returns and says, "Dad, I’ve become a Christian." Shocked, the father confides in his friend, who listens and then sighs, "That’s strange… I sent my son to Israel last year, and he also came back a Christian!" Baffled, they decide to visit their Rabbi for guidance. After hearing their stories, the Rabbi strokes his beard and says, "This is unbelievable… My son also went to Israel—and he too came back a Christian!" Now completely bewildered, they agree there’s only one place left to turn. Together, they pray: "Oh God, what is happening? We send our sons to Israel to strengthen their Judaism, and they all return as Christians!" A deep voice rumbles from the heavens: "Tell me about it..."

2. I always get told me and my mum make inappropriate jokes about natural disasters

Well Myanmar are going to put an end to that.

3. Being kissed

Being kissed in your sleep is the purest form of love. Unless you’re home alone.

4. The first day at my old job i had to deliver this pizza, but the lady i was delivering to didnt have any money so i left with the pizza.

They never called me back from the porn studio

5. What do you call a gangsta who's pees on acquaintances?

G Wiz

6. What do you call alimony in Alabama?

**Child support.**

7. My wife asked me to take the spider out instead of killing it.

We went out, had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web developer.

8. Why are camels called ships of the desert?

Because they take you a boat as far in the desert as you can sea.

9. I bought pancake mix, and prepared it according to instructions…

it turned out so bad, I had to file a complaint with the Batter Business Bureau.

10. I've been reading a mystery novel about the murder of a Japanese noodle magnate.

It's a real udon it.

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